Believe it or not!

• We pick up a book written by a non-Indian writer more  frequently than an Indian writer.
• Watching Cricket is better than making out with your partner at times.
• In a  land where we worship Goddess Durga, every day a woman is subjected to sexual exploitation.
• Chicken Tikka is not always the favorite food of NRIs.
• Traveling by bus does not make you look cheap. Its safe and secure for an average commuter.
• Bitching is  good. It makes you feel superior.
• Feeling sorry for oneself stops you from hanging on to the roof.
• Filter coffee is too strong for a few of us.
• Boys prefer female teachers than males even if they give homework.
• The rate of students bunking colleges have gone down over the years.
• Your first love is also your last one provided you know the one.
• Badminton is the best thing that happened to Hyderabad.
• Pongal Vada is the best thing that happened to Chennai.
• Indians love sleeping.
• Smartphones are a pain in the hand.
• Mr. Govinda is a  style icon.
• Deepawali could have been better without sound pollution
• Big Boss has a big mouth.
• It's time for India to get a filmstar as prime minister.
• The best act happens in Porno industry.
• Teach boys to treat girls with respect at home.
• God exists because Rajnikanth says so.
• Arjun Kapoor was once a chubby fellow. How time flies!
• Bangalore woke up one day to have flyovers.
• We got Independence in 1947. Since then we have been sleeping.