Sunday, November 16, 2014

Believe it or not!

  • We pick up a book written by a non-Indian writer more  frequently than an Indian writer.
  • Watching Cricket is better than making out with your partner at times.
  • In a  land where we worship Goddess Durga, every day a woman is subjected to sexual exploitation.
  • Chicken Tikka is not always the favorite food of NRIs.
  • Traveling by bus does not make you look cheap. Its safe and secure for an average commuter.
  • Bitching is  good. It makes you feel superior.
  • Feeling sorry for oneself stops you from hanging on to the roof.
  • Filter coffee is too strong for a few of us.
  • Boys prefer female teachers than males even if they give homework.
  • The rate of students bunking colleges have gone down over the years.
  • Your first love is also your last one provided you know the one.
  • Badminton is the best thing that happened to Hyderabad.
  • Pongal Vada is the best thing that happened to Chennai.
  • Indians love sleeping.
  • Smartphones are a pain in the hand.
  • Mr. Govinda is a  style icon.
  • Deepawali could have been better without sound pollution
  • Big Boss has a big mouth.
  • It's time for India to get a filmstar as prime minister.
  • The best act happens in Porno industry.
  • Teach boys to treat girls with respect at home.
  • God exists because Rajnikanth says so.
  • Arjun Kapoor was once a chubby fellow. How time flies!
  • Bangalore woke up one day to have flyovers.
  • We got Independence in 1947. Since then we have been sleeping.

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